There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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