Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just found puke in my bra..
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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