Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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