i would punch a child for taco bell
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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