and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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