I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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