Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
