Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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