A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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