i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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