I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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