Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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