By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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