Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
i need some magic done to my vagina
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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