I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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