honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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