bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just want nice things and good sex
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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