if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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