You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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