Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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