I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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