So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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