yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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