Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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