There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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