I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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