It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
