Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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