y did u give ur computer a hand job?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Houston, we have a blender
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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