It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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