Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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