..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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