i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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