NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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