Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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