So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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