Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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