All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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