Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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