I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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