all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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