no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm always down for nudity.
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