I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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