Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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