I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Randomize
