Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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