help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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