Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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