I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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