I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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