would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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