what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
