Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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